Won't walking the surface of Europa instantly kill you?

It is true that Europa's surface is extremely cold, subject to high radiation, plagued by sub-optimal gravity, dangerous microbes, and possibly even hostile native life. But is it uninhabitable for followers of the Messiah? Some say yes. This is a common misconception and a myth propagated by many among Camp Arcadia to scare the semi-enlightened from full enlightenment. What you'll find in the image to the left is just one of the protective space suits that your liberated soul wears to complete your journey. This particular suit (as modeled here by Brother Dave) is also highly affective on Titan, and several of Jupiter's moons. And remember, the moons are only refuel stations to prepare for the long haul. When you reach the Messiah's ship you may wear whatever you like, but I for one hope it's a clean white shirt.

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